Like mein mutter und mein vater
I enjoy a healthy meal
Yes my outside's soft und flabby
But my inside's made of steel
We raise piggies in the backyard
And I eat them limb from limb
We don't leave our dachshunds all alone with him!







And always to the music of
I want a golden ticket, I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!
and then a girl cried out and in her hand a penesier
A golden ticket on display and what did "sweet" Veruca say
Daddy!
Yes?
Buy me North Korea
Ugggh
When Veruca says
BUY!
it's like a battle cry
and when Veruca says
MINE!
its chilling for the spine
and IF Veruca said
PLEASE!
I'd know it was a tease before her
MORE, NOW, OUT, BUY FETCH, MINE!!!
and when she finally goes to sleep we pray and say amen
until tomorrow when it all begins
AGAIN!!



So let me lift my trophy
And then I'm gonna let this mic drop
Whoo!
And then I'm gonna think bazooka
Bazooka Joe!
And tell that stupid girl Veruca
Veruca no!
Her daddy may own the shop
But a princess ain't no match
For the Queen of Pop!





Klonopin, Ativan, Paxil, and Valium
I need a pill just to sit down and tally 'em
Wopaval's good, I got Librium here
And I chase 'em all down with a bucket of beer
Here in the bosom of America
My little boy can speak out to the throng
And though he's quite the malcontent
Someday he might be president!
Oh what could possibly go--