I don't even play this damn game* and for some reason I decided it'd be a good use of my time to spend the last hour animating the Play-Of-The-Game text and fine-tuning each motion to the millionth of a pixel so you nerds can use them in your dumb parodies. Have fun. Please credit if used or whatever (even though we literally have no rights to any derivative works we upload to the Internet anyways).
*OMFG NVM I DO NOW. Mega props to SombreroLDN he da real PotC
https://www.youtube.com/user/SombreroLDN

NEW! Version 1.2 (2016 06-04)
— Now includes the Kill Alert! (Plus text-only and skull-only versions)http://img02.imgland.net/ewsI4ej.png
— Play of the Game text improved to better resemble the game (smoother animation, better timing, subtle orange inner glow added to Player Name, slight increase in angle of tilt).http://img04.imgland.net/ppUzCE.png
— Now with sound effects! A recut version of the Victory Theme music, the "Play of the Game" announcement, and two versions of the Kill Alert UI feedback sound are now included!

DOWNLOAD:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/758...

INSTRUCTIONS: 
Either edit it directly in After Effects or import it into your Premiere project and change the text in the Effect Controls panel like a badass. 
http://img02.imgland.net/ldlvam8.png
(If Premiere gives you a generic importing error, it's because you don't have After Effects installed. Installing it will teach Premiere the "language" needed to understand After Effects files. A trial install should work fine, even after it expires.)

ADDITIONAL TIPS FOR NOT SUCKING: 
Use a five-frame dip-to-white at 0:00:00:00 and another ten-frame dip-to-white at 0:00:05;10 for maximum deliciousness. Or be lazy like me and use crossfades on white solids because Premiere's transition controls are the worst kind of trash.
http://img02.imgland.net/hv4bhT-.png

NOTES:
I had to learn new expressions for the sole purpose of figuring out how to do the Kill Alert text properly. I hope you're happy.
http://img.imgland.net/CL_IlLk.png

DISCLAIMER:
I am the CEO of McDonnell Douglas and generate more sales revenue in a nanosecond than Overwatch will in its entire lifespan, so if Activision Blizzard has a problem with my quaint family business they can speak to my fleet of Apaches.

프로그램이 필요한것같지만 쓸 사람이 있을것 같아서 올림.